That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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