Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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