where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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