I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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