we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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