It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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