Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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