Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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