its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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