we have officially lost it.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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