It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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