you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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