I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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