Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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