We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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