I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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