I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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