Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
