direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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