I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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