This is not my ceiling
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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