The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He did a backflip because drugs
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