I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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