HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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