We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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