Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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