you didnt know i had herpes?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize