Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
