Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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