making cat noises will not fix the situation.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Randomize
