question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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