TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
