Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
