i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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