Have you finally orgasmed yet?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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