your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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