Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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