Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just tell him i said nine months
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
bring money and cleavage
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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