There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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