Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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