I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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