I wanna bring you to show and tell
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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