curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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