I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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