So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I smell stomach acid.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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