It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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