This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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