look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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