This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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