I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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