She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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