Swine flu. Run for my life!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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